A week after his Bellingham panty raid, Bigfoot's stuffed-and-mounted head was discovered outside town, hanging over the fireplace at Big Daddy's Hunt Club.
An "animal rights nut" was angry with the lodge owner, who shot the beast and later ate him.
Most issues of "The World's Only Reliable Newspaper" have an article about our furry friend, and every issue has "Bigfoot: The World's Biggest Crossword." (A dubious claim, though it measures 35x35 squares, larger than the 21x21 Sunday New York Times puzzles.) Anyway, here now is WWN's coverage of Bigfoot's major happenings in 2005.
"Bigfoot Sighted in College Dorm Panty Raid: Horny Hairball Goes on Ramapage" (January 17).
He said if parents are concerned their child is having difficulty adjusting to major life changes or other issues, they can discuss the matter with a pediatrician and get a referral to a mental health provider.